We interrupt this regularly scheduled blog to bring you this important notice:
Missing:
Last seen: July 21 in the bathroom
If spotted, please contact Mrs. X
(p.s. given what happened last week, it is very unlikely that I’m knocked up, so please no calls about taking a pregnancy test.)
********* Update **********
In an extremely eerie coincidence, Shinejil‘s order to the Red Army to get a move on happened right around the time that it started to move out. Maybe she should add Period Conjurer to her resume?
image: urbanmkr
a.k.a.mrs.x 
That’s called rubbing salt into a wound, or plain torture…. sigh. Thinking of you.
May this be a full stop. A 9-month full-stop.
I’m sorry every last bit of this process has to stink so often.
well, i think that AF is making her way to southern ontario because she’s on her way to see me sometime around labour day.
I’ve ordered the Red Army to begin marching immediately! Forward, boys! Help a good girl out!
Whew! Glad that worked! Now if only I could make them stay away, too. My services would be in high demand…
now if you can conjure AF, can you make her go away for say, nine months??