Well, the brown spotting was an annoyance, but not compared with what came after:
Dr. Uterus has some ‘splaining to do.
In the mean time, I shall require some serious retail therapy.
My retail therapy session did not disappoint. I decided that even if I had another period, I could at least look good while having said period. Couple that with the fact that there are numerous sales going on and I was having a fabulous time.
I had a truly uplifting experience at Nordstrom’s when I visited the Lingerie department and got a new fitting for a bra. The last time I was fitted was when I was pregnant the first time and my rib cage felt like it was going to burst. I am ashamed to admit that I’ve been wearing that bra since then even though my rib cage (and the rest of me) have returned to normal size. I now have two bras that fit the current me and the girls are thrilled to be at attention once again.
That alone was enough to put a smile on my face but I also paid a visit to Ann Taylor and managed to get two tops and two pairs of earrings, all on sale.
So, to recap: the boobs are now perky under shirts that are pretty.