It’s Day 1 of NaBloPoMo and, so far, not so good. I’m having a terrible time thinking of a topic to blog about now that I know I have to blog about something. I wanted to be erudite, witty, and, dare I say, scintillating?
I could tell you how despite being here by myself (for the second year in a row) for Halloween, I dressed up as Miss (fill in name of subdivision here) 2008 complete with a toilet paper sash, tiara and heels just to hand out candy.
I could tell you that I tried watching our latest Netflix offering, Cypher, and I lasted about 20 minutes and had to turn it off because I was just disgusted that they made Jeremy Northam (Mr. Freaking Knightly!) so unbelievably unattractive.
I could tell you that I took G to the picnic for the local area Golden Retriever rescue organization and he proceeded to hump at least two other dogs. I’m thinking of changing his name to Humper.
I could tell you that I had a huge headache when I got home which was due in part to Big Red and the other part to being around 18 barking dogs.
I could tell you that I was thrilled to have a normal cycle this month, complete with a 13 day luteal phase! Yay reproductive system!
Or, I could just write yawn. Because I’m sure that’s what you’re doing right about now.